Even the Beautiful Lose Control

meowbella: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:08:58 -0400

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

rabioheab: if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:07:55 -0400

if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.

ijustine: If you’re wearing this at 5am at the airport… I’m...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:02:08 -0400

ijustine:

If you’re wearing this at 5am at the airport… I’m judging you. (at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX))

pyrrhiccomedy: milk-chiller2: Reminder of: reason for...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:01:50 -0400

pyrrhiccomedy:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

scene-killer: this really is what adulthood is like

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:01:13 -0400

scene-killer:

this really is what adulthood is like

octupac: lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:00:01 -0400

octupac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

thdoctor: does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:09:17 -0400

thdoctor:

does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment

ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:09:00 -0400

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:06:36 -0400

lahzy: never.

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:06:30 -0400

lahzy:

never.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:06:20 -0400

alexandra-louiise: the-fandoms-are-cool: daisyfairy: twowandsandadrink: daisyfairy: you learnt...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:05:44 -0400

alexandra-louiise:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

daisyfairy:

twowandsandadrink:

daisyfairy:

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;

English class.

GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH

the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”

god bless the brits

Actually, both learnt and learned are correct.

an-idiosyncratic-method: When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:00:40 -0400

an-idiosyncratic-method:

When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket.

You know the one.

It’s made of wool.

It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.

But it’s not.

Every house has one.

It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.

The scratchy blanket is there.

And it waits.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:59:54 -0400

balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:58:43 -0400

balloonney:

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

and think the video is broken when it stops to load

“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

“work in pairs”

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:58:24 -0400

tardisexuality: when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:57:44 -0400

tardisexuality:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:57:26 -0400

breadzepplin: those kids who blow their nose in the middle of class and you can hear every possible...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:57:21 -0400

breadzepplin:

those kids who blow their nose in the middle of class and you can hear every possible specimen ever coming out of them

joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:57:11 -0400

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you