Toni. 16. Texas.
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surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

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kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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thegingerbatch:

recoveringgayfish:

ok guys so i just had a breakthrough 
so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’
and iM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE ITS CALLED POMPEII AND MOUNT VESUVIUS DESTROYED THE FUCKIN CITY OF COURSE THEY WOULD BE SAYING OH NO 

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"Prince Ali! Handsome is he! Ali Ababwa!"

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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ellierratic:

camiekahle:

iamverysorry:

This is beautiful.

OH MY GOSH

I love his voice tho

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leathertoaster:

Twenty One Pilot’s cover of Shout ( You Make Me Wanna ) by Isley Brothers [x]

this has always been my favorite cover they’ve done. Tyler’s voice is incredible. 

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sushinfood:

jellicent:

"For his audition for Prince Hans (from Frozen) he sang a cover of "I Feel Pretty" from the musical West Side Story, though had altered lyrics, turning the song into a self-centerednarcisistic, yet funny chant.” [x]

THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT THIS IN THE MOVIE AS HIS VILLAIN SONG, OMG HANS.

The movie would have been so much improved with this song in it.

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newneattshirt:

The 1975 // Girls

They’re just girls breaking hearts

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"when we were kids the only thing that got us through most days was music. its why we started fall out boy in the first place. . this isn’t a reunion because we never broke up. we needed to plug back in and make some music that matters to us.

the future of fall out boy starts now.

save rock and roll…

pete, patrick, andy, and joe.”

February 4th, 2013.

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baby: h-h-he
mom: hello? are you trying to say hello?
baby: h-hOW DO YOU DO MY NAME'S GAVROCHE THESE ARE MY PEOPLE HERES MY PATCH NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT NOTHING POSH NOTHING THAT YOU'D CALL UP TO SCRATCH THIS IS MY SCHOOL MY HIGH SOCIETY HERE IN THE SLUMS OF SAINT MICHELE WE LIVE ON CRUMBS OF HUMBLE PIETY TOUGH ON THE TEETH BUT WHAT THE HELL THINK YOU'RE POOR THINK YOU'RE FREE FOLLOW ME F O L L O W M E

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animalzombie:

I have these thoughts so often I ought to replace the slot with what I once bought cause somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence.
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