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Toni. Caffeine enthusiast. Wanderlust. ♥

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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excalilbur:

excalilbur:

i have more followers than there are people in my school

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jackbarakit-kat:

Joe Trohman | Fall Out Boy
May 17, 2013 @ LC Pavilion
Columbus, OH

kawaiipeculier:

*tosses panties on stage at a wiggles concert*

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fishingboatproceeds:

hermionejg:


@VeronicaRoth: @realjohngreen Oh no! You left your Gus & Hazel in Chicago!

!!!

Three wonderful people. (Ansel is so tall! Veronica is, like, my height.)

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

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ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil
iwishtoreportaburglary:


thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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